Ricky Rascal knows he is distantly related to Lady D., but when he meets his distant relative, he's unprepared for how hot she is. He shows the family tree he's working on to Lady, who is horrified at the photo he has of her. She offers to get him a better picture if he will come home with her. Lady isn't prepared for the attraction she feels for her cousin, but she knows just what to do: she goes into the kitchen and hikes up her miniskirt so she can peel off her panties. Bringing beer and a photo album, she rejoins Ricky.